maggieisabadass: Today’s last one is from episode 3x16 Top Secret. I have to say that I love to see House being jealous and worked up over Cuddy so I definitely adored this little scene when he understood that his patient was dating Cuddy at some point. [Cut to Cuddy walking out of a patient’s room, House is waiting for her.]HOUSE: I’ve been thinking about you. You lied.CUDDY: I didn’t lie, I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.HOUSE: Like the fact that you lied. No wonder I couldn’t place his face. You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.CUDDY: I was not.HOUSE: Talk about the cool uncle, he donates the money while the nephew gets the write off. Of course by write off I mean he gets to put your ankles…CUDDY: [Puts her hand on his chest to stop House talking.] This is exactly why I didn’t mention our one date over two years ago.HOUSE: Because of my t-shirt?CUDDY: [Drags House away from the nurses station.] Because you are an obnoxious ass. Because you would’ve spent the whole time…HOUSE: That’s very smart, because this way I spent my whole time completely focused on the patient.CUDDY: How did you even remember him? We were only at that party for like 10 minutes.HOUSE: What is this some new health plan? You service the Dean of Medicine and you get free health care for a year? [Cuddy smiles.] Why are you smiling?CUDDY: You remembered him because he made out with me.HOUSE: I’m good with faces. So this plan, is it open to anyone? Is there a co-pay?CUDDY: You’re lousy with faces.HOUSE: Don’t make this about me, this is your humiliation. So how much for private room coverage?CUDDY: [Still smiling.] Get over me. [Starts to walk away.]HOUSE: Oh give me a break. You hired me…CUDDY: Because you’re a good doctor who couldn’t get himself hired at a blood bank so I got you cheap.HOUSE: You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything you…CUDDY: Stop staring at my ass when you think I’m not looking, showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date and fantasising about me in the shower. That ship sailed long ago House. Get over it. [Walks away.]HOUSE: If you’re still referring to you ass I think that super tanker sailed would be a more precise metaphor.[Cuddy turns around laughs and then keeps walking out.][House smiles.] For the dialogues, all credits go to http://clinic-duty.livejournal.com/12225.html and their transcripts.

maggieisabadass:

Today’s last one is from episode 3x16 Top Secret.

I have to say that I love to see House being jealous and worked up over Cuddy so I definitely adored this little scene when he understood that his patient was dating Cuddy at some point.

[Cut to Cuddy walking out of a patient’s room, House is waiting for her.]

HOUSE: I’ve been thinking about you. You lied.

CUDDY: I didn’t lie, I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.

HOUSE: Like the fact that you lied. No wonder I couldn’t place his face. You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.

CUDDY: I was not.

HOUSE: Talk about the cool uncle, he donates the money while the nephew gets the write off. Of course by write off I mean he gets to put your ankles…

CUDDY: [Puts her hand on his chest to stop House talking.] This is exactly why I didn’t mention our one date over two years ago.

HOUSE: Because of my t-shirt?

CUDDY: [Drags House away from the nurses station.] Because you are an obnoxious ass. Because you would’ve spent the whole time…

HOUSE: That’s very smart, because this way I spent my whole time completely focused on the patient.

CUDDY: How did you even remember him? We were only at that party for like 10 minutes.

HOUSE: What is this some new health plan? You service the Dean of Medicine and you get free health care for a year? [Cuddy smiles.] Why are you smiling?

CUDDY: You remembered him because he made out with me.

HOUSE: I’m good with faces. So this plan, is it open to anyone? Is there a co-pay?

CUDDY: You’re lousy with faces.

HOUSE: Don’t make this about me, this is your humiliation. So how much for private room coverage?

CUDDY: [Still smiling.] Get over me. [Starts to walk away.]

HOUSE: Oh give me a break. You hired me…

CUDDY: Because you’re a good doctor who couldn’t get himself hired at a blood bank so I got you cheap.

HOUSE: You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything you…

CUDDY: Stop staring at my ass when you think I’m not looking, showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date and fantasising about me in the shower. That ship sailed long ago House. Get over it. [Walks away.]

HOUSE: If you’re still referring to you ass I think that super tanker sailed would be a more precise metaphor.

[Cuddy turns around laughs and then keeps walking out.]

[House smiles.]

For the dialogues, all credits go to http://clinic-duty.livejournal.com/12225.html and their transcripts.